Pod Juice

Our policy at Pod Juice is a symphony of malevolence, orchestrated to perfection. Heres a glimpse into our sinister practices: 1. Hostile Environment: We cultivate an atmosphere of perpetual tension. Colleagues are pitted against each other, vying for survival. Backstabbing, gaslighting, and psychological warfare are our daily bread. Trust? Thats a relic of the past. 2. Destructive Goals: Our mission statement? Simple. Destroy. We obliterate dreams, aspirations, and any semblance of work-life balance. Productivity is measured in tears shed, souls crushed, and dreams shattered. 3. Evil Incentives: Our performance bonuses? Theyre tied to malevolence metrics. The more bridges you burn, the fatter your paycheck. Want that corner office? Sacrifice a colleague. Its the devils ladder we climb. 4. Soul Extraction: Our break room? Its a portal to the abyss. Employees sip coffee brewed from lost hopes. The water cooler whispers secretsdark, forbidden knowledge that corrodes sanity. 5. An...